Dear Lord I Pray For wisdom to Understand a Man
Love to Forgive Him and Patience For His Moods,
Because Lord if I Pray For Strength,
I'll Just Beat Him To Death!

 

Handcrafted funny sign is painted on dark blue worn primitive finish with applied white lettering.  Measures 6x14 inches. 

 

Signs are made of ½ inch mdf, a wooden building material which won't warp or crack. The material is smooth, without knots and makes for a much nicer finished sign.

Each sign is cut to shape and painted with acrylic paint and sanded. The design is then added, each individually and each is a little different. A final top coat of a catalyzed varnish is applied and the sign is ready to go. Key-hole slots are cut in the back for hanging on a nail or screw.  The sign slides onto the nail or screw and fits flat against the wall.